flarf marsnabbin
snopis/pabwabs/maets/shubibs
Huge Sillytoe, cralla hoom nipy umber grat deem olt fwam, osh glamp poon rint marlo gimbey ompeylok. Shoof treeem massel poley grampo twim panaaaaaä.
Gra makka pwab arm shi – “Massuk nlop?”
Huge Siilytoe – “Crasper und parmo imit. Fancwak?”
Gra hoopbin joik opel.
Father – “Wooble dommit mote nareem Hariṇa Maẏūra. Crupi moidert paw Himpel Hoitz!”
Gra, jaffert yoomin – Hariṇa Maẏūra! Hariṇa Maẏūra!
Grash ombee – “Noigel pan? Yoooooooosh croi hama?“
Huge Sillytoe – “Gloob, passa not yung harpee glub.”
Man – “Fa! Vlas soint ume walking tree nut (glassipo cam shiplet) tonoi!”
(shubbel)gwaps
(shubbel)gwaps agras umen barlo nwit (anyu)shmerx dast furei polerei Huge Sillytoesnoit (shubbel)gwaps shoppert eh crasta The Cart Department stang (io)locio snime.
blaffet blamoigne brexit
Shassel gwoomf 2019, nimmel boin, Huge Sillytoe clarsen froiley treen pa bar ‘hard brexit’, moibley ‘soft brexit’, moibley ‘no-deal brexit’. shimmert gloff gloff m,agagwag er – ‘brexit’ – stoom, Huge Sillytoe crassnowt brexit clamp, wmoggo nweet, acramble Nifnofe masht pleenenei. shoivel doibel, smoockt Human Juices, Huge paserlt ujme Brexit snoipel dwiner feet kwain hoot freent yur namble tymz. Bertwacht combly shint forn Westminster Bridge wappa Houses of Parliament grapt yub brexits twoin. TFashwat tobeen hoil gwoil shimnon. Pisseru gwoberdob mchit gwawaf.
brocnips
Brocnips eh shfladf crum snimer twapp. Crumb ehn teeee yubbert doongree smarl oiley nüt. Brocnips farsh seim homble crant sleener yuit hfanang moikt mominh glarn shebel twammer mikt ‘snameldob”. Brocnips shabbert hoompt Durham University Poetry Society crelobimnertwan hoi hab vloop cefer toomet yunt Wild Embeddings shoomliber twaile toopip.
